[Rhodes22-list] What about Bob? (not political)(not sailing)(humor found at bar)(list is getting to genteel)

[Tootle]

WHAT ABOUT BOB?

Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week 
bowling and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his 
birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! 
How ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club 
before.

'Oh no,' says Bob.   'He's in my bowling team.

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like 
his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 
'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'

'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.

I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms 
around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says,

'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out 
of the club.

Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must 
have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is 
having none of it .

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling 
him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says,   'Geez Bob, you picked 
up a real bitch this time.'


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