[Rhodes22-list] What about Bob? (not political)(notsailing)(humorfound at bar)(list is getting to genteel)

[Robert Skinner]

The lady in question was a guest on the boat beaucoup 
years ago.  

Haven't seen her for about 40 years -- she's over the 
horizon, a fond memory, and I have no email address 
(or any address at all) for her.  

Thanks for bringing her to mind again.  Big smile!  
Smelled like balsam fir, camp fires, and clean sweat.  
Rode horses -- strong legs.  If I'd known then what I 
know now... ... ... ... ...

/Robert
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Brad Haslett wrote:
> 
> Robert,
> 
> My boat has the "girlie pole".  What's your friends e-mail address?
> 
> Brad
> 
> On Thu, Apr 10, 2008 at 6:39 PM, Robert Skinner <robert at squirrelhaven.com>
> wrote:
> 
> > Good story, Ed.
> >
> > Fortunately, my wife has never had that idea.
> >
> > Some other Bob must be the one who was dumb enuf
> > to go along with his wife's desire to check out
> > the wild side.
> >
> > On my old boat with an exposed compression post,
> > one of my lady friends referred to it as a
> > "girlie pole" as she swung around it to the head.
> >
> > /Robert
> > -------------------------------------------------
> > Tootle wrote:
> > >
> > > WHAT ABOUT BOB?
> > >
> > > Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week
> > > bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
> > >
> > > His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his
> > > birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
> > >
> > > The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob!
> > > How ya doin?'
> > >
> > > His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club
> > > before.
> > >
> > > 'Oh no,' says Bob.   'He's in my bowling team.
> > >
> > > When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like
> > > his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
> > >
> > > His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
> > > 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'
> > >
> > > 'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
> > >
> > > I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.
> > >
> > > A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms
> > > around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
> > >
> > > 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
> > >
> > > Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out
> > > of the club.
> > >
> > > Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.
> > >
> > > Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
> > >
> > > Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must
> > > have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is
> > > having none of it .
> > >
> > > She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling
> > > him every 4 letter word in the book.
> > >
> > > The cabby turns around and says,   'Geez Bob, you picked
> > > up a real bitch this time.'
> > >
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> > --
> > Robert Skinner  "Squirrel Haven"
> > Gorham, Maine         04038-1331
> > s/v "Little Dipper" & "Edith P."
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Robert Skinner  "Squirrel Haven" 
Gorham, Maine         04038-1331
s/v "Little Dipper" & "Edith P."