[Rhodes22-list] bad jokes home town humor

[Ronald Lipton]

We lived in Pittsburgh for 9 years.  It's good to see that it hasn't
changed.  You should
add
"If someone has stopped his/her car in the middle of a busy street having an
extended
conversation with a pedestrian waking on the other side of the street"
you live in Pittsburgh

Ron

On Fri, Dec 19, 2008 at 10:21 AM, John Shulick <jsbudda at verizon.net> wrote:

>
> Here's a few
>
>  If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
>  you live in Pittsburgh.
>
>  If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work
> there,
>  you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
>  you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
>  who dialed a wrong number, you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If an old chair left in a cleared parking spot on a snowy street looks to
> you like a declaration of the sovereignty over that spot, you live in
> Pittsburgh
>
>  If 'Jumbo' doesn't refer to a fictional elephant but means a kind of
> luncheon meat,
>  you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If you can both 'go up street' or 'dawntawn',
>  you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If Versailles is pronounced as if it is spelled 'ver-sales', you live in
> Pittsburgh
>
> If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of the Mason Dixon Line for the
> weekend,
>  you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If you measure distance in hours, you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again
>  you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If someone offers you an 'ahrn' and you know to drink it,
>  you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
>  during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
> them,
>  you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
>  you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80 and
> everybody is passing you,
>  you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
> snow,
>  you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
> construction,
>  you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
>  you live in Pittsburgh
>
>  If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in Pittsburgh
>
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