[Rhodes22-list] Humor; Political; Trucking Company Announcement

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Sha Dee Langston
Fleet Manager
FFE Transportation Services, Inc.
3400 Stonewall Drive
Lancaster, Texas 75134
800-569-9200 Ext. 2407
214-819-5616 Fax
[See the attached file]
 
 
 
 

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Notice to All Employees

As of November 5, 2008, IF President Obama is officially elected into
office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping
with his new,inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales commissions into a common
pool that will be divided equally between all of you.  This will serve to
give those of you who are underachieving a fair shake.  

2. All hourly employees will be pooling their wages, including overtime,
into acommon pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves.  This will help
those who are too busy for overtime to reap the rewards from those who
have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3. All top management will now be referred to as the government.  We will
not participate in this pooling experience because the law doesn't apply
to us.

4. The government will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week,
encouraging its workers to continue to work hard for the good of all.

5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it'sgood
to spread the wealth.  Those of you who have underachieved will finally get
an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel
more patriotic.

6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. 
Don'tfeel bad though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare,
free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll
let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your
mortgage.  If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might
evenget a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all
Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!

If forany reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to
rethinkyour vote on  November 4th. 



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