[Rhodes22-list] A Note From Our CEO

[Andrew Collins]

Bill

You are so cool.

Too bad none of mine drive cars.

Andrew

On Fri, Nov 28, 2008 at 5:11 PM, Bill Effros <bill at effros.com> wrote:

> As the CEO of this business that employs 140 people, I have resigned
> myself to the fact that Barack Obama is now our next President, and
> that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
>
> To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have
> to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot
> increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we
> will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been
> eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't
> know how to choose who will have to go.
>
> So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 8
> Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
> folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way
> to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.
>
>
> If you have a better idea, let me know.
>
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