[Rhodes22-list] A lesson in grammar (Humor)

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Harry  is getting along in years and finds that he is unable  to perform 
sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who  tries a few things but nothing seems 
to  work.  So the doctor refers him to an American  Indian medicine man.
 
The  medicine man says, 'I can cure this'.  That said, he  throws a white 
powder in a flame, and there is a flash  with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, 
'This is  powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All  you have 
to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long  as you wish!'
 
The  guy then asks, 'What happens when it's over, and I don't  want to 
continue?'
 
The  medicine man replies, 'All you or your wife has to say is  1234 and it 
will go down.  But he warned - it  will not work again for another  year!'
 
Harry  rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and  prowess.
 
That  night he is ready to surprise his wife,  Joyce.  He  showers, shaves, 
and puts on his most exotic shaving  lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next 
to her says,  '123'.  He suddenly becomes more aroused than  anytime in his 
life...just as the medicine man  had promised.
 
Joyce,  who had been facing away, turns over and asks, 'What  did you say 123 
for?'
 
And  that, my friends, is why you shouldn't end a sentence with  a 
preposition  



 












 
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**************Psssst...Have you heard the news? There's a new fashion blog, 
plus the latest fall trends and hair styles at StyleList.com.      
(http://www.stylelist.com/trends?ncid=aolsty00050000000014)