[Rhodes22-list] QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

[Steven Alm]

Rummy,

Thanks for the laughs.  Have you seen (the late) Mitch Hedberg?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bESBs3Lg7M

Slim

On Sat, Sep 20, 2008 at 1:33 PM, <R22RumRunner at aol.com> wrote:

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> If  you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape
> or shoplifting?
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> Can  you cry under water?
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> How  important does a person have to be before they are considered
> assassinated instead of just murdered?
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> Why  do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for
> your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
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> Once  you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
> buried
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> Why  does a round pizza come in a square box?
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> What  disease did cured ham actually have?
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> How  is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
> good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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> Why  is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up
> like,  every two hours?
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> If  a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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> Why  are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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> Why  do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
> to look at things on the ground?
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> Why  do doctors leave the room while! you change?
> They're  going to see you naked anyway.
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> Why  is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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> Why  do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
> crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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> If  Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
> him?
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> Can  a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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> If  the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a  coconut,
> why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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> Why  does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
> They're  both dogs!
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> If  Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
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> If  corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
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> If  electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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> Do  the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle  Little Star have the same tune?
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> Why  did you just try singing the two songs above?
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> Why  do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
> it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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> Did  you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
>  you,
> but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the  window?
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