[Rhodes22-list] Warning: Bad Puns

[Benjamin Cittadino]

PD, Whoever you are I want you to know you are right up there with my "fallow
traveler" punster.
Excellent work. I liked the first one the best.  Thanks for the chuckles.

Ben C.

pdgrand wrote:
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> 1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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>      He acquired his size from too much pi.
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> 
>   2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
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>       but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
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>  3. She was only a whisky maker,
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>      but he loved her still.
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>  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because
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>     it was a weapon of math disruption.
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> 
>  5. No matter how much you push the envelope,
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>      itʼll still be stationery.
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>  6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
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>      and was cited for littering.
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>  7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
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>      Linoleum Blownapart.
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>  8. Two silk worms had a race.
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>      They ended up in a tie.
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>  9. Time flies like an arrow.
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>         Fruit flies like a banana.
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>  10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
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>        One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
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> 
>  11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
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>        Then it hit me.
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> 
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>  12. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
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>       When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was,
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>       a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
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>  13. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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> 
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>  14. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was
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>       a small medium at large.
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>  15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now
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>       a seasoned veteran.
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>  16. A backward poet writes inverse.
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>  17. In democracy it's your vote that counts.
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>       In feudalism it's your count that votes.
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> 
>  18. When cannibals ate a missionary,
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>       they got a taste of religion.
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