[Rhodes22-list] Warning: Bad Puns

[elle]

Paul,

Very glad to meet you.

Keep those puns coming.....a most unappreciated literary form!

elle

We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.

1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)


--- On Fri, 9/26/08, R22RumRunner at aol.com <R22RumRunner at aol.com> wrote:

> From: R22RumRunner at aol.com <R22RumRunner at aol.com>
> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Warning:  Bad Puns
> To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org
> Date: Friday, September 26, 2008, 2:37 PM
> Elle,
> Paul is an old time Rhodie. In fact I had the pleasure of
> sharing some Mt.  
> Gay rum with Paul out on RumRunner on a totally windless
> day about three years  
> ago. 
>  
> Rummy
>  
>  
> In a message dated 9/26/2008 9:02:25 A.M. Eastern Daylight
> Time,  
> pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net writes:
> 
> Hi  Elle,
> 
> My name is Paul Grandholm.  I have a 1999 Rhodes 22 (s/v 
> Boilermaker) that
> I sail out of New Buffalo, MI.
> 
> (Note to Jim  Tracy:  I will probably be pulling my boat
> sometime in the
> next couple  of weeks and I have the mast hoist system, if
> you'd like to
> drive over to  this side of the state and see one in
> action.)
> 
> Anyway, I used to be on  the list a few years back.  I
> always liked the
> political bantering  that went on here if it didn't get
> too personal (Brad
> & Bill had some  classics), so I thought I'd get
> back on and see what  was
> happening.
> 
> Thanks,
> Paul
> 
> > OMG! Those are the best?  worst?  puns!
> >
> > Now who are you????
> >
> >  elle
> >
> > We can't change the angle of the wind....but we
> can  adjust our sails.
> >
> > 1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  
> "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)
> >
> >
> > --- On Thu,  9/25/08, pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net
> <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net>
> >  wrote:
> >
> >> From: pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net 
> <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net>
> >> Subject: [Rhodes22-list]  Warning:  Bad Puns
> >> To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org
> >>  Date: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 4:09 PM
> >> 1. The roundest knight  at king Arthur's round
> table was
> >> Sir  Cumference.
> >>
> >>      He acquired his size  from too much pi.
> >>
> >>
> >>   2. I thought  I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan
> island,
> >>
> >>     but it turned out to be an optical  Aleutian.
> >>
> >>
> >>  3. She was only a whisky  maker,
> >>
> >>      but he loved her  still.
> >>
> >>
> >>  4. A rubber band pistol was  confiscated from
> algebra class
> >>  because
> >>
> >>     it was a weapon of math  disruption.
> >>
> >>
> >>  5. No matter how much  you push the envelope,
> >>
> >>       it&#700;ll still be stationery.
> >>
> >>
> >>   6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
> >>
> >>   and was cited for  littering.
> >>
> >>
> >>  7. A grenade thrown into  a kitchen in France
> would result
> >> in
> >>
> >>   Linoleum Blownapart.
> >>
> >>
> >>   8. Two silk worms had a race.
> >>
> >>      They  ended up in a tie.
> >>
> >>
> >>  9. Time flies  like an arrow.
> >>
> >>         Fruit  flies like a banana.
> >>
> >>
> >>  10. Two hats  were hanging on a hat rack in the
> hallway.
> >>
> >>   One hat said to the other, 'You stay here,
> >>  I'll go on a head.'
> >>
> >>
> >>  11. I wondered  why the baseball kept getting
> bigger.
> >>
> >>     Then it hit  me.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>  12. A small boy  swallowed some coins and was
> taken to a
> >>  hospital.
> >>
> >>       When his  grandmother telephoned to ask how
> he was,
> >>
> >>     a nurse said, 'No change  yet.'
> >>
> >>
> >>  13. A chicken crossing the  road is poultry in 
> motion.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>  14. The short  fortune-teller who escaped from
> prison was
> >>
> >>   a small medium at  large.
> >>
> >>
> >>  15. The man who survived  mustard gas and pepper
> spray is
> >> now
> >>
> >>   a seasoned  veteran.
> >>
> >>
> >>  16. A backward poet writes  inverse.
> >>
> >>
> >>  17. In democracy it's your  vote that counts.
> >>
> >>       In  feudalism it's your count that 
> votes.
> >>
> >>
> >>  18. When cannibals ate a  missionary,
> >>
> >>       they got a taste  of religion.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 
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