[Rhodes22-list] Political Cheap Shot

[Brad Haslett]

OK, OK, it is tacky but funny. Apologies to blonds everywhere
including the one with the marvelous (never mind) one who used to live
in San Diego and gave birth to the "Coastie" that I call "Son".  Brad

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A TRUE STORY FROM A POLICE REPORT

How's this for a gunshot survivor…

Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled
up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her
head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
open, and she looked very strange.

He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot
in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over
an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could
be irrelevant.