[Rhodes22-list] jokes

Hank hnw555 at gmail.com
Sat Jan 17 09:30:42 EST 2009


Good Jokes, Michael, but actually, the men won, because in Spanish it is
called "La Computadora".  I am attaching a really funny pps  called
Guindos.  It is a Spanish parody of Windows.  It helps if you speak Spanish
but still funny if you don't.

Hank

On Sat, Jan 17, 2009 at 9:00 AM, michael meltzer <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com>wrote:

> A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
> likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to
> see what they do with the money.
>
>
>
> The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her
> hair done, new makeup;  buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely
> for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for
> him because she loves him so much.
>
>
>
> The man was impressed.
>
>
>
> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
> golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
> As
> she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on
> him because she loves him so much.
>
>
>
> Again, the man is impressed.
>
>
>
> The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
> the
> £5,000. She gives him back his £5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a
> joint
> account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she
> loves him so much.
>
>
>
> Obviously, the man was impressed.
>
>
>
> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
> money he'd given her.
>
>
>
> Then...
>
>
>
> … he married the one with the biggest tits.
>
>
>
>
>
> --
>
> Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
> English,
> nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance,
> is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
>
>
>
> A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
>
>
>
> Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups,
> male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer"
> should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four
> reasons for its recommendation.
>
>
>
> The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
> feminine
> gender ("la computadora") because:
>
> 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
>
> 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
> incomprehensible to everyone else.
>
> 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible
> later retrieval; and
>
> 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
> your paycheck on accessories for it.
>
>
>
> The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine
> ("el computador") because:
>
> 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
>
> 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
>
> 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they
> ARE
> the problem; and
>
> 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
> little
> longer, you could have gotten a better model.
>
>
>
> The women won.
>
>
>
>
>
> []
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