[Rhodes22-list] jokes - and then the fight started

[Lowe, Rob]

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed


 the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.


 


 I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a


 torrential downpour.


 


 The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned
on   

 the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.


 


 I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into


 bed.


 


 I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and


 whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'


 


 My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband


 is out sailing in that?'


 


 And then the fight started .....