[Rhodes22-list] Proof of authenticity (STAN SPITZER I DO NOTOWNA "RIG" R...
Leland
LKUHN at cnmc.org
Thu Sep 3 07:53:36 EDT 2009
Rummy,
Oldies but goodies for your adventure yesterday:
Comments by patients during Colonoscopies
Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite
humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments
made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "Boy, now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
there?"
Hope everything came out okay.
Lee
R22RumRunner wrote:
>
> Stan,
> Holy crap! Did your computer really type and send that? In all my years on
> the list I have never seen you use such vulgarity. I'm shocked. Shocked I
> say.
> Your timing, as always, is uncanny. Yesterday I had that dreaded old
> fogey
> test, the colonoscopy.
>
> Rummy
>
>
> In a message dated 9/2/2009 2:32:11 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,
> stan at rhodes22.com writes:
>
> elle likes brevity
> rummy likes less smoothness
> ron likes gentlemanly
>
> my job is to satisfy everyone so
>
> briefly, fuck you rummy - but in a nice way
>
> ss
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <R22RumRunner at aol.com>
> To: <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> Sent: Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:47 PM
> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Proof of authenticity (STAN SPITZER I DO
> NOTOWNA "RIG" R...
>
>
>> Ron,
>> Not me. He's just a little to smooth for my taste. :)
>>
>> Rummy
>>
>>
>> In a message dated 9/1/2009 12:48:05 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,
>> sail at tds.net writes:
>>
>> Stan's responce to John is an example of why Stan has earned my respect
>> as
>> both a friend and someone I do business with.
>>
>>>>ron<<
>> S/V Serenity
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: "stan" <stan at rhodes22.com>
>> To: "The Rhodes 22 Email List" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
>> Sent: Tuesday, September 01, 2009 7:42 AM
>> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Proof of authenticity (STAN SPITZER I DO
>> NOTOWN
>> A "RIG" RATHER A 71 RHODES CONTINENTAL)
>>
>>
>>> John,
>>>
>>> I am really sorry to see you so upset - life is too short for these
> kind
>>> of
>>> misunderstandings to cause such a reaction. (I am working on it but
> so
>>> far
>>> have not been Knighted so am not entitled to your having to address me
>>> as
>>> "Sir")
>>>
>>> I don't ever recall ever saying you did not own a Rhodes or a Triad
>>> trailer.
>>> Was it my use of the word "Rig" that caused all this damage? Rig
>>> simply
>>> means (at least to me) the complete package of boat and trailer and
>>> maybe
>>> motor. It in no way was meant to imply or, to use your word,
>> "insinuate"
>>> that you did not buy a Rhodes sailboat or a Triad trailer. (Nor was
> it
>>> my
>>> understanding this was even the issue we were haggling about)
> However,
>>> for
>>> historical interest, your boat was one of the first boats ever built
> for
>>
>>> us
>>> and may one day have extra value for that very reason. It was built
> in
>>> Wichita KS by Lofland Sailcraft, long since out of business, probably
>>> because they did not learn how to be, as you define us,
> "extortionists".
>>>
>>> Come on John, relax. You are missing GB's issue and getting upset
> over
>>> issues that never were.
>>>
>>> Let us know if you need anything from GB. You are grandfathered in,
>>> having
>>> purchased your boat prior to our grand idea of the GB Certificate of
>>> Support
>>> program to help us keep up the value of your Rhodes by keeping it a
> boat
>>> still in production.
>>>
>>> Your favorite boat builder,
>>>
>>> stan
>>>
>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>> From: "John Shulick" <jsbudda at verizon.net>
>>> To: <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
>>> Sent: Monday, August 31, 2009 9:06 PM
>>> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Proof of authenticity (STAN SPITZER I DO NOT
>> OWN
>>> A
>>> "RIG" RATHER A 71 RHODES CONTINENTAL)
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Sir,
>>>>
>>>> Now you've really ticked me off with your insinuations that I don't
>>>> really
>>>> own a Rhodes rather a cheep knockoff of some sort. Enclosed are the
>>>> original
>>>> documents that the previous owner was kind enough to give me.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.nabble.com/file/p25232842/Boat.jpeg
>>>>
>>>> Also for the trailer
>>>>
>>>> http://www.nabble.com/file/p25232842/Trailer.jpeg
>>>>
>>>> If you would like I also have the 6 page hand typed version of your
>>>> assembly
>>>> and rigging instructions. I sincerely hope this will put an end to
> this
>>>> ridiculous banter about the authenticity of my boat. As I will be
>>>> documenting the complete restoration of both my RHODES CONTINENTAL
> and
>>>> trailer including links to all suppliers for parts if you could be so
>>>> kind
>>>> as to list any US or foreign patents you have regarding the 71 Rhodes
>>>> Continental and or the uni / matic RC trailer with a brief
> description
>>>> next
>>>> to the appropriate patent number I will refrain from posting any
>>>> sensitive
>>>> or proprietary info. Otherwise go pound salt. When and/or if I sell
>>>> my
>>>> Rhodes the new owner will need nothing from you or your company as
>>>> the
>>>> boat
>>>> will be completely restored rendering your attempts at extortion for
>>>> service
>>>> moot.
>>>>
>>>> John Shulick
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
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