[Rhodes22-list] Winter Joke Time

[BenCittadino]

Somebody sent this cute joke to me yesterday. I have heard it before (maybe
here??), but thought I'd pass it along in the hope of stimulating some brain
cells to contribute more:

  a bridge to Hawaii
> 
> A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach
> when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a
> booming voice,
> God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me
> I will grant you one wish.'
> 
> The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii
> so I can ride over anytime I want.'
> 
> God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the
> enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the
> supports required
> reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and
> steel it
> would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify
> your desire
> for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
> something that could possibly help man kind.'
> 
> The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he
> said, 'God,
> I wish that I , and all men, could understand women; I want
> to
> know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
> gives
> me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means
> when
> she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when
> I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
> 
> God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
> 
 
BenC
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