[Rhodes22-list] CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY (Humor)

[Rick]

Rummy,

There's no people.

Rick

On Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 7:19 PM, <R22RumRunner at aol.com> wrote:

> Elle,
> Thank you, thank you very much. Not bad for a Monday. It's nice to know
> there are actually real live people on the other side of this list. People,
> please. You are boring me to death on this end. Someone please start a
> controversial topic or anything. (excluding gas tank in lazerette)
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> Rummy
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> In a message dated 3/14/2011 5:39:37 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,
> watermusic38 at yahoo.com writes:
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> RumOne,
> There is NO GROAN big enough for  those......;^)
> elle
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> Beer is good....people are crazy
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> 1992  Rhodes 22    Recycled '06"Watermusic"  {Lady in Red}
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> ---  On Mon, 3/14/11, R22RumRunner at aol.com <R22RumRunner at aol.com>  wrote:
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> From: R22RumRunner at aol.com  <R22RumRunner at aol.com>
> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY  (Humor)
> To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org
> Date: Monday, March 14, 2011,  2:09 PM
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> CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
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> Man who wants  pretty nurse, must be patient.
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> Passionate kiss, like  spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
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> Lady who goes  camping must beware of evil intent.
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> Squirrel who runs up  woman's' leg will not find nuts.
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> Man who leaps off cliff  jumps to conclusion.
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> Man who  runs in front of car gets  tired, man who runs behind car  gets
> exhausted.
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> Man who eats many prunes get  good run for money.
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> War does not determine who is right,  it determines who is left.
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> Man who fight with wife all  day get no piece at night.
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> It takes many nails to build a  crib, but one screw to fill it.
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> Man who drives like hell  is bound to get
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> Man  who stands on toilet  is high on pot.
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> Man who live in glass house  should change  clothes in basement.
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> Man who fish in other man's  well  often catch crabs.
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> CONFUCIUS SAY. ..  .
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> "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger  Wood!"
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