The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

   Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues
   and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the
   front of my shirt. 

   When I went into the E. R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up
   and left.  I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
   Here's the patch.  Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of
   quicker emergency service.   
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References

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