[ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] what happened to the french?

[Steve]

Thena
Now tell us your ture feeling on this:-)  Maybe I did
get lucky last Christmas!!!!
Steve


--- Thena Carville <thenacarville@worldnet.att.net>
wrote:
> Michael,
> I am amazed you are still "intact" after this
> blunder...under no
> circumstances is a  household appliance a
> "gift"...even the most expensive
> appliance with all the doo-dahs in the world is
> never a "gift"...I have
> never understood what it is about the y chromosome
> that seems to cause this
> mistake to happen over and over again (to different
> males, and then only
> once if they are smart)...if you do get the vacuum
> (and the French maid
> outfit) please keep in mind that if they count as
> presents, they are YOUR
> presents...a present for a woman (especially one
> that has had to go through
> the trauma of realizing you weren't smart enough to
> figure out that a vacuum
> was NOT a "gift" suitable for the woman who bore
> your children and keeps the
> kitchen knives sharp) should be something to
> beautiful, something for her
> personal use only...something "intimate" like a
> perfume she would not buy
> for herself because it is "too expensive"...or a
> piece of jewelry because
> the stones are her favorite color...or a scarf
> because it matches her
> eyes..or a bottle of wine that you both stop
> whatever else you are doing and
> enjoy together (as uninterrupted as possible)....a
> woman doesn't want her
> husband to remember what she looks like vacuuming
> (even with the finest
> vacuum in the world), she wants to be remembered as
> a goddess of love and
> understanding...wearing something sexy...especially
> when she hasn't had the
> time to "wear something sexy" for a while...sigh...I
> think I am going to go
> kick my vacuum cleaner...
> Thena
> 
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Michael Meltzer" <mjm@michaelmeltzer.com>
> To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> Sent: Friday, April 04, 2003 12:27 AM
> Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] what happened
> to the french?
> 
> 
> > You know something buddy, you should watch the
> advice you give, my wife is
> German and been upset too. So I read the list mail.
> > Sitting down and think, I talk to her about
> getting her a new vacuum,
> figure it was both a gift and a vacuum, Sound great
> to me,
> > might even cover motherday, after talking to her
> about it, well that is a
> little off, I said three sentence then she talk for
> 15
> > mintues without stop and it ended "do not even
> think of coming to bed", so
> it looks like I am spend my night with the computer.
> >
> > And you know, she was somewhat ok with this, it
> seems nothing makes a
> german happier than picking on the french :-)
> >
> > MJM
> 
> 
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