[Rhodes22-list] say your prayers.

[Alex Bell]

 Subject: GIRL'S PRAYER VS. BOY'S PRAYER

  

 A GIRL'S PRAYER:
 Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
 I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
 One who's handsome, smart and strong,
 One who loves to listen long,
 One who thinks before he speaks,
 When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
 I pray that he is gainfully employed,
 And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
 Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
 Massages my back and begs to do more.
 Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
 Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
 One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
 In the hall, the garden and the kitchen!
 I pray that this man will love me to no end,
 And never attempt to hit on my friend.
 Amen

 A BOY'S PRAYER:
 Lord, I pray for a nympho with big boobs
 who owns a liquor store.... and a boat.
 Amen