[Rhodes22-list] Joke...

Steve rhodes2282@yahoo.com
Tue, 28 Jan 2003 11:38:02 -0800 (PST)


Good one, Alex.
Steve

--- Alex Bell <alexbell@coastalnet.com> wrote:
> FOR ALL THOSE LEFT LEANING, NARROW FOCUSED PEOPLE
> WHO SCREAM WHEN WE
> HAVE JOKES ABOUT HILLARY, BILL AND THE DASTARDLY
> CRATS, THIS IS FOR YOU. 
> 
> WE HARD ASS CONSERVATIVES CAN JOKE ABOUT OUR GUYS..
> 
> 
>         At lunch George Bush and Dick Cheney are
> enjoying 
>         a celebration meal at a very fancy
> Washington restaurant. 
>         Their waitress approaches their table to
> take their order; she
> is 
>         young and very attractive. 
>         She asks Cheney what he wants, and 
>         he replies; "I'll have the heart-healthy
> salad." 
>         - "Very good, sir", she replies, and turning
> to Bush 
>         she asks, "And what do you want,
> Mr.President?" 
>         Bush answers, "How about a quickie?" Taken
> aback, 
>         the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm
> shocked and 
>         disappointed in you. I thought you were 
>         bringing in a new administration that was
> committed 
>         to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I
> 
>         voted for you." With that, the waitress
> departed 
>         in a huff. Cheney leans over to Bush, and
> says, 
>         "Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced 
>         quiche.
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