[Rhodes22-list] joke

[Alex Bell]

Little Margie usually slept through the class. One day her teacher, a
Nun, 
called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Margie, 
  who created the universe?" 
  >When Margie didn't stir, Little Johnny, who was seated in the chair 
behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. 
  >"God Almighty!" shouted Margie. 
  >The Nun said, "Very good" and Margie fell back asleep. A while later
the 
Nun asked Margie, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" 
  >Margie didn't even stir from her slumber. 
  >Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 
  >"Jesus Christ!" shouted Margie. 
  >The Nun said, "Very Good" and Margie fell back asleep. 
  >Then the Nun asked Margie a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam 
after she had her twenty-third child?" 
  >Again Margie didn't stir and Johnny came to the rescue. This time
Margie 
jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in 
  me one more time, I'll break it in half!" 
  >The Nun fainted.