[Rhodes22-list] FW: French woman bitch

[John Tonjes]

I just had to share this one with the list.

Rummy



> [Original Message]
> From: Joe Novrocki <jnovrock@epix.net>
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<novrocki@ptd.net>; Mike Duffy <mduffy@epix.net>; <lfrancz@juno.com>;
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> Date: 3/16/2003 10:22:27 PM
> Subject: French woman bitch 
>
>
> ----Must read------
>
> The Train Ride
>
> The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well
dressed
> middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog.
> A weary American traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that
> seat."
>
> The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed said, "You
> Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little
> FiFi is using that seat?"
>
> "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."
>
> The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only
are
> you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"
>
> The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog,
> tossed it out the open window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
> The woman shrieked and railed, demanding that someone defend her honor and
> chastise the American.
>
> An elderly Englishman sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly,
"Blimy,
> sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing daft things. You
eat
> holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side
> of the road.
>
> And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
>
>
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