[Rhodes22-list] FW: French woman bitch

[brad haslett]

Charlie, had to pass this one on.  Brad.
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> > >
> > 
> >
> > The Train Ride
> >
> > The only seat available on the train was directly
> adjacent to a well
> dressed
> > middle aged French woman and the seat was being
> used by her dog.
> > A weary American traveler asked, "Ma'am, please
> move your dog. I need that
> > seat."
> >
> > The French woman looked down her nose at the
> American, sniffed said, "You
> > Americans. Your are such a rude class of people.
> Can't you see my little
> > FiFi is using that seat?"
> >
> > "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."
> >
> > The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted
> "You Americans! Not only
> are
> > you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"
> >
> > The American didn't say anything else, he leaned
> over, picked up the dog,
> > tossed it out the open window of the train and sat
> down in the empty seat.
> > The woman shrieked and railed, demanding that
> someone defend her honor and
> > chastise the American.
> >
> > An elderly Englishman sitting across the aisle
> spoke up indignantly,
> "Blimy,
> > sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for
> doing daft things. You
> eat
> > holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your
> autos on the wrong side
> > of the road.
> >
> > And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out
> the window."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> 
> 


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