[Rhodes22-list] 25 signs you've grown up

[Steve]

Excellent, John
Steve

--- John Tonjes <johntonjes at earthlink.net> wrote:
> 
> 
> John Tonjes
> johntonjes at earthlink.net
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> 
> > >>25 Signs You've Grown Up
> > >>
> > >>1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't
> smoke any of them.
> > >>
> > >>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the
> question.
> > >>
> > >>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
> > >>
> > >>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go
> to bed.
> > >>
> > >>5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
> > >>
> > >>6. You watch the Weather Channel.
> > >>
> > >>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of
> hook up and break up.
> > >>
> > >>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
> > >>
> > >>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as
> "dressed up."
> > >>
> > >>10. You're the one calling the police because
> those damn kids next door
> > >>won't     turn down the stereo.
> > >>
> > >>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex
> jokes around you.
> > >>
> > >>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes
> anymore.
> > >>
> > >>13. Your car insurance goes down and your
> payments go up.
> > >>
> > >>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of
> McDonalds leftovers.
> > >>
> > >>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
> > >>
> > >>16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
> > >>
> > >>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead
> of the beginning of
> one.
> > >>
> > >>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM
> would severely upset rather
> > >>than settle, your stomach.
> > >>
> > >>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
> antacid, not condoms and
> > >>pregnancy tests.
> > >>
> > >>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty
> good stuff."
> > >>
> > >>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast
> time.
> > >>
> > >>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to,"
> replaces, "I'm never going
> to
> > >>drink that much again."
> > >>
> > >>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a
> computer is for real work.
> > >>
> > >>24. You no longer drink at home to save money
> before going to a bar..
> > >>
> > >>25. You read this entire list looking
> desperately for one sign that this
> > >>doesn't apply to you.
> > >
> >
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