[Rhodes22-list] 25 signs you've grown up

[John Tonjes]

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> >>25 Signs You've Grown Up
> >>
> >>1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
> >>
> >>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
> >>
> >>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
> >>
> >>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
> >>
> >>5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
> >>
> >>6. You watch the Weather Channel.
> >>
> >>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
> >>
> >>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
> >>
> >>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
> >>
> >>10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
> >>won't     turn down the stereo.
> >>
> >>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
> >>
> >>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
> >>
> >>13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
> >>
> >>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
> >>
> >>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
> >>
> >>16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
> >>
> >>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
> >>
> >>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather
> >>than settle, your stomach.
> >>
> >>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
> >>pregnancy tests.
> >>
> >>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
> >>
> >>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
> >>
> >>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going
to
> >>drink that much again."
> >>
> >>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
> >>
> >>24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar..
> >>
> >>25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this
> >>doesn't apply to you.
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