[Rhodes22-list] I am nit sure how this applys to the list, but some how it does.....

[Michael Meltzer]

> EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:
> 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
> 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
> 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
> 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
> 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
> 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
> 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
> 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
> 5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
> 5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVOURITE!
> 6:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVOURITE!
> 6:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING IN MASTER'S BED! MY FAVOURITE!
>
> EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:
> DAY 183 OF MY CAPTIVITY
> My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
> They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
> The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
> satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow
> I may eat another house plant.
> Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while
they
> were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs.
> In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
> induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair, must try this on their
> bed.  Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt
to
> make them aware of what I am capable of and to try to strike fear into
their
> hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I
was.
> Hmmm, not working according to plan.
> There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
> solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell
the
> food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power
> of
> "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
> I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog
> is routinely released and seems more than happy to return He is obviously
a
> half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and
> speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to
> his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can
> wait, it is only a matter of time...
>