[Rhodes22-list] Joke - Thanksgiving

[Mark Kaynor]

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.  The parrot had a bad
attitude and an even worse vocabulary.  Every word out of the bird's mouth
was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.  John tried and tried to
change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing
soft music, and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's
vocabulary.  Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot.  The
parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and
even ruder.  John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird, and
put him in the freezer. 

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.  Then
suddenly there was total quiet.  Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer.  The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and
said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully
intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
  
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.  As he was about to
ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when
the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"