[Rhodes22-list] Weather & Other Useful Diversions - Joke

[brad haslett]

Hank,

That joke reminds me of when I flew for Coca-Cola
Bottling of South Arkansas, the owner, Ferdinand
Magellan Bellingrath (how would you like to go through
life with that handle), would make me order a Coke in
places that he knew Pepsi had the contract when we
went to dinner together.  If they said "would Pepsi be
OK?", or served Pepsi and didn't say anything, I was
supposed to make a scene and then order ice tea.  That
lasted for about a week and I explained to Ferd that
my job was to fly his jet, he could play all the silly
games he wanted without my assistance. But anyway,
here is an Australian spin on your joke.

Why do the Australians think American beer is like
having sex on a sailboat?






Both are f%$#king near water!

Brad

--- Hank <hnw555 at gmail.com> wrote:

> This reminds me of my favorite Guinness joke...
> 
> During a brewmaster's convention the brewmasters for
> Budweiser, Miller
> and Guinness all go out to lunch together.  The
> waitress asks for
> their drink order and the brewmaster from Budweiser
> says, "I'll have a
> Budweiser Select."  The Brewmaster from Miller says
> "Bring me a Miller
> Genuine Draft." and then the Brewmaster from
> Guinness says, "Bring me
> an ice tea."  The other two guys look at him rather
> strangely, so the
> Guinness Brewmaster says, "Well, if you fellows
> aren't going to drink
> beer, then I won't either!"
> 
> On 6/2/05, brad haslett <flybrad at yahoo.com> wrote:
> > For what it's worth, the weather was crappy here
> > yesterday, ditto today.  So, I wisely invested my
> time
> > at the Memphis Center for Peace and Prosperity &
> Other
> > Important Things instead of going to the lake.  My
> > friend the quarterback couldn't make it so I was
> the
> > lone voice of reason amongst the sharks.  However,
> two
> > of my favorite regulars did make it, the former
> chair
> > of the theatre department at U of M (and the first
> to
> > produce "Hair" out of NYC, a real controversy in
> > Memphis) and a local actor that has had small
> parts in
> > about 30 movies.  The actor is currently producing
> a
> > play about an Irishman who decides to commit
> suicide
> > and forgoes the shotgun for drinking himself to
> death.
> >  Someone made the motion that since no one at the
> bar,
> > er, I mean Center, was particularly interested in
> > Peace or Prosperity that day, we tell all the
> Irish
> > drinking jokes we coud think of.  Here's the
> winner.
> > 
> > --------------------------------------
> > 
> > Sean is walking down the beach and picks-up an
> unusual
> > looking bottle and uncorks it.
> > 
> > A genie pops out and offers Sean two wishes.
> > 
> > Sean thinks for a moment and says "I want a
> > bottomless glass of Guiness".  Poof!  He instantly
> is
> > holding a pint of Guiness and drinks heartily for
> > several hours.
> > 
> > The genie finally gets frustrated and asks, "don't
> you
> > want your other wish?"
> > 
> > "Yeah, I'll have another one of these!"
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
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