[Rhodes22-list] Weather & Other Useful Diversions - Joke

[Hank]

This reminds me of my favorite Guinness joke...

During a brewmaster's convention the brewmasters for Budweiser, Miller
and Guinness all go out to lunch together.  The waitress asks for
their drink order and the brewmaster from Budweiser says, "I'll have a
Budweiser Select."  The Brewmaster from Miller says "Bring me a Miller
Genuine Draft." and then the Brewmaster from Guinness says, "Bring me
an ice tea."  The other two guys look at him rather strangely, so the
Guinness Brewmaster says, "Well, if you fellows aren't going to drink
beer, then I won't either!"

On 6/2/05, brad haslett <flybrad at yahoo.com> wrote:
> For what it's worth, the weather was crappy here
> yesterday, ditto today.  So, I wisely invested my time
> at the Memphis Center for Peace and Prosperity & Other
> Important Things instead of going to the lake.  My
> friend the quarterback couldn't make it so I was the
> lone voice of reason amongst the sharks.  However, two
> of my favorite regulars did make it, the former chair
> of the theatre department at U of M (and the first to
> produce "Hair" out of NYC, a real controversy in
> Memphis) and a local actor that has had small parts in
> about 30 movies.  The actor is currently producing a
> play about an Irishman who decides to commit suicide
> and forgoes the shotgun for drinking himself to death.
>  Someone made the motion that since no one at the bar,
> er, I mean Center, was particularly interested in
> Peace or Prosperity that day, we tell all the Irish
> drinking jokes we coud think of.  Here's the winner.
> 
> --------------------------------------
> 
> Sean is walking down the beach and picks-up an unusual
> looking bottle and uncorks it.
> 
> A genie pops out and offers Sean two wishes.
> 
> Sean thinks for a moment and says "I want a
> bottomless glass of Guiness".  Poof!  He instantly is
> holding a pint of Guiness and drinks heartily for
> several hours.
> 
> The genie finally gets frustrated and asks, "don't you
> want your other wish?"
> 
> "Yeah, I'll have another one of these!"
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
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