[Rhodes22-list] Minnesota Humor

[Steve Alm]

My northern friends will relate:

Jeff Foxworthy commenting on Minnesota:


If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by
...you might live in Minnesota.


If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year
because Embarass is the coldest spot in the nation .. you might live in
Minnesota.


If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too Spendy" ...you
might live in Minnesota.


If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March ... you
might live in Minnesota.


If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there ...
you might live in Minnesota.


If your Dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead ... you might live in Minnesota.


If your town has an equal number of bars and churches .. you might live in
Minnesota.


If you know how to say Wayzata, Edina  and Shakopee... you might live in
Minnesota.   (wy-ZE-da, ee-DY-na, SHOK-ah-pee - Minneapolis suburbs)


If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy ... you might live in
Minnesota.


If "vacation" to you means going up past Brainerd for the weekend ... you
might live in Minnesota.


If you know several people who have hit deer more than once ... you might
live in Minnesota.


If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again ...
you might live in Minnesota.


If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard ...
you might live in Minnesota.


If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events .. you might
live in Minnesota.


If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use
them ... you might live in Minnesota.


If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit ... you
might live in Minnesota.


If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction .. you might live in Minnesota.


If "Down South" to you means Iowa .. you might live in Minnesota.


If you find 0 degrees a little chilly ... you might live in Minnesota.


If you actually understand these jokes and you forward them to all your
Minnesota friends,


You live in Minnesota!