[Rhodes22-list] Joke - Baseball

[brad haslett]

Subject:: Moe, Sam & Baseball 
 
 
Two 90-year-old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends
all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying of cancer
and Moe comes to visit him every day. 
 

"Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both loved
baseball all our lives and how we played minor league
ball together for so many years. Sam, you have to do
me one favor. When you get to Heaven, and I know you
will go to Heaven, somehow you've got to let me know
if there's baseball in Heaven." 
 

Sam looks up at Moe from his death bed and says, "Moe,
you've been my best friend many years. This favor, if
it is at all possible, I'll do for you." 
 

And shortly after that, Sam passes on. It is midnight
a couple of nights later. Moe is sound asleep when he
is awakened by a blinding flash of white light and a
voice calls out to him, "Moe....Moe...." 
 

"Who is it?" says Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is
it?" 
 

"Moe, it's me, Sam," says the voice. 
 

"Come on. You're not Sam. Sam just died." 
 

"I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!" 
 

"Sam? Is that you? Where are you?" 
 

"I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I've got to tell you,
I've got really good news and a little bad news." 
 

"So, tell me the good news first," says Moe. 
 

"The good news," says Sam, "is that there is baseball
in heaven. Better yet, all our old buddies who've gone
before us are there. Better yet, we're all young men
again. Better yet, it's always spring time and it
never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play
baseball all we want, and we never get tired!" 
 

"Really?" says Moe. "That is fantastic, wonderful
beyond my wildest dreams! 
 

But, what's the bad news?" 
 

"You're pitching next Tuesday"
 



		
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