[Rhodes22-list] jokes

[michael meltzer]

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
God-given 
responsibility
to marry the perfect woman so they could produce
children beyond 
comparison.

With that as his mission he began searching for the
perfect woman. 
After a
diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east
coast, he started 
to
head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had
three stunning,
gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath
away. So he 
explained his
mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry
one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get
married, so you 
came
to the right place. Look them over and select the one
you want."

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the
farmer asked for the
man's opinion. "Well" said the man, " She's just a
weeeeee bit, not 
that you
can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of
the other girls; so 
the
man went out with the second daughter. The next day,
the farmer again 
asked
how things went. "Well," the man replied, "She's just
a weeeee bit, not 
that
you can hardly tell, cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl
to see if things
might be better. So he did. The next morning the man
rushed in 
exclaiming,
"She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to
marry!"

So they were wed right away.

Months later the baby was born. When the man visited
nursery he was
horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic
human you can 
imagine. He
rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing
could happen 
considering
the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee
bit, not that you 
could
hardly tell, pregnant when you met her."



	
		
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