[Rhodes22-list] Funny Stuff

[Brad Haslett]

Not a nice day to watch the news.  Welcome to the roots of the next World
War.  Here's something to laugh about in the meantime.


The boss of a Madison  Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous
staff meeting in the  middle of a particularly stressful week.  (This is one
pretty  sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who  understood the
benefits of having
fun, told the burnt-out staff the  purpose of the meeting was to have a
quick contest. The theme:  Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was
that they had to use  past ad slogans, originally written for other
products, that  captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were
acceptable.
About seven minutes later, they turned in  their suggestions and created a
Top Ten List. With all the laughter  and camaraderie, the rest of the week
went very well for  everyone.

The top ten were:

10.Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
 8. Viagra, Like a rock!
 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there  overnight.
 6. Viagra, Be all that you can  be.
 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch  someone.
 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made  for a woman.
 3. Viagra, home of the  whopper!
 2. Viagra, We bring good things to  Life!

 (And the unanimous number one  slogan:

1 This is your winkie. This is your winkie on  drugs