[Rhodes22-list] Funny Stuff

[Thena Carville]

Brad...thanks for that one...already forwarded it....still chuckling....
Thena


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Brad Haslett" <flybrad at gmail.com>
To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
Sent: Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:19 PM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Funny Stuff


> Not a nice day to watch the news.  Welcome to the roots of the next World
> War.  Here's something to laugh about in the meantime.
>
>
> The boss of a Madison  Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous
> staff meeting in the  middle of a particularly stressful week.  (This is 
> one
> pretty  sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who  understood the
> benefits of having
> fun, told the burnt-out staff the  purpose of the meeting was to have a
> quick contest. The theme:  Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was
> that they had to use  past ad slogans, originally written for other
> products, that  captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were
> acceptable.
> About seven minutes later, they turned in  their suggestions and created a
> Top Ten List. With all the laughter  and camaraderie, the rest of the week
> went very well for  everyone.
>
> The top ten were:
>
> 10.Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
> 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
> 8. Viagra, Like a rock!
> 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there  overnight.
> 6. Viagra, Be all that you can  be.
> 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch  someone.
> 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made  for a woman.
> 3. Viagra, home of the  whopper!
> 2. Viagra, We bring good things to  Life!
>
> (And the unanimous number one  slogan:
>
> 1 This is your winkie. This is your winkie on  drugs
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