[Rhodes22-list] Joke - For Brad

[Herb Parsons]

New aircraft rules
 
The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the  passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she  said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith   Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."
 
Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?" When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the  cock pit."

"Now it's the Box office."

Herb Parsons

S/V O'Jure
1976 O'Day 25
Lake Grapevine, N TX

S/V Reve de Papa
1971 Coronado 35
Lake Pontchartrain, Louisiana Coast