[Rhodes22-list] Reduce your federal income tax (political humor)

[Bill Effros]

Funny,

I had a similar dream.  Some of my Mexicans turned out to be from the 
Czech Republic.  30 foot high border walls won't stop them.  They flew 
into Kennedy airport. 

I hope I don't wake up from my dream before they finish the sun porch.

Bill Effros

Brad Haslett wrote:
> Luis,
>
> Of course I've never actually hired any illegal immigrants, this all 
> came to
> me in a dream.
>
> I once dreamed I built a spec home a few years ago and it was roofed,
> drywalled, painted, and bricked by Mexicans.  In the same dream, I 
> built an
> addition on my house right after 9/11, a kind of in your face life 
> will go
> on move, and used Mexicans to pour the foundation and lay the brick.  The
> same Mexicans poured the foundation and driveway for the spec home.
>
> Dreaming, I had a conversation with the el hefai (sp) about what his men
> earned.  He said they average sending about $25K home to their families
> every year and he has a hard time keeping them after that.  Last night, I
> had another dream about owning a construction company on the Gulf 
> Coast and
> it hired Mexicans from time to time.  This dream turned into a nightmare
> because we had to set an alarm for 5am to wake-up and hire our favorite
> Mexican. A gazillion other contractors would show at 5:15 and hire him 
> away
> from us.  Then the nightmare really got bad.  These uppity Mexicans 
> had the
> gall to demand $15 an hour, something about supply and demand.  We showed
> their asses (in the dream of course) and put out an ad for locals.
>
> No locals showed up!  Thank goodness I woke up from the nightmare and
> realized what a wonderful country we live in. No immigrant in their right
> mind would want to live here, every one here graduates from high school
> speaking the King's english and learn a trade or goes to college 
> (learning
> something useful there).
>
> Whew, what a relief!  During that nightmare I was worried that the 
> American
> Dream was being hijacked by a bunch of damned brown skinned taco eating
> indigents.  Thank God they weren't Irish.
>
> Brad
>
>
> On 6/26/06, Luis Guzman <trpclman at yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> The last tax season I did some work for H&R Block as spanish/english
>> translator, and we had an overwhelming number of ilegal aliens doing 
>> their
>> taxes because of the possibilities of obtaining legal status.
>>
>> Most of them were filing for several years, and a few of them had 
>> already
>> been filing their taxes every year.
>>
>> I can really tell you from the income numbers that I saw that paying a
>> $2000 fine is going to be more than what the majority of them would 
>> pay in
>> back taxes. The majority of them are here because they can have a better
>> life here with whatever little they earn.
>>
>> Luis
>>
>> DCLewis1 at aol.com wrote:
>>
>> Ed,
>>
>> I assume the Email is about Senate Bill S. 2611(Immigration Reform),
>> Sarbanes, a Democrat, was a co-sponsor. But it occurred to me, which 
>> party
>> was the
>> majority party that got the bill on the Senate calendar, assembled the
>> votes
>> and passed it? I think we know, but you could find out quickly by 
>> talking
>> to
>> your Senator Lindsay Graham (Republican from South Carolina), or you 
>> could
>> ask Sen McCain (R- Az), or you could ask Sen Frist (Republican Senate
>> Majority
>> Leader) - all supported and voted for the bill (
>>
>> _http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=109&session=2&vote= 
>>
>> 00157_
>> (
>> http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=109&session=2&vote=00157) 
>>
>> ) .
>>
>>
>> I am not an advocate for the bill, but I am an advocate for properly
>> assigning responsibility for whatever brain-dead thing the Congress 
>> comes
>> up with.
>> There are a whole lot of Republican (and Democrat) Senators and
>> Congressmen
>> playing duck-and-cover when it comes to immigration, or anything 
>> else, but
>> the
>> party in power is Republican. If the Republicans (e.g. Frist) had not
>> supported the bill, it wouldn't have happened.
>>
>> Dave
>>
>>
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