[Rhodes22-list] Reduce your federal income tax (political humor)

[Brad Haslett]

Luis,

Of course I've never actually hired any illegal immigrants, this all came to
me in a dream.

I once dreamed I built a spec home a few years ago and it was roofed,
drywalled, painted, and bricked by Mexicans.  In the same dream, I built an
addition on my house right after 9/11, a kind of in your face life will go
on move, and used Mexicans to pour the foundation and lay the brick.  The
same Mexicans poured the foundation and driveway for the spec home.

Dreaming, I had a conversation with the el hefai (sp) about what his men
earned.  He said they average sending about $25K home to their families
every year and he has a hard time keeping them after that.  Last night, I
had another dream about owning a construction company on the Gulf Coast and
it hired Mexicans from time to time.  This dream turned into a nightmare
because we had to set an alarm for 5am to wake-up and hire our favorite
Mexican. A gazillion other contractors would show at 5:15 and hire him away
from us.  Then the nightmare really got bad.  These uppity Mexicans had the
gall to demand $15 an hour, something about supply and demand.  We showed
their asses (in the dream of course) and put out an ad for locals.

No locals showed up!  Thank goodness I woke up from the nightmare and
realized what a wonderful country we live in. No immigrant in their right
mind would want to live here, every one here graduates from high school
speaking the King's english and learn a trade or goes to college (learning
something useful there).

Whew, what a relief!  During that nightmare I was worried that the American
Dream was being hijacked by a bunch of damned brown skinned taco eating
indigents.  Thank God they weren't Irish.

Brad


On 6/26/06, Luis Guzman <trpclman at yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> The last tax season I did some work for H&R Block as spanish/english
> translator, and we had an overwhelming number of ilegal aliens doing their
> taxes because of the possibilities of obtaining legal status.
>
> Most of them were filing for several years, and a few of them had already
> been filing their taxes every year.
>
> I can really tell you from the income numbers that I saw that paying a
> $2000 fine is going to be more than what the majority of them would pay in
> back taxes. The majority of them are here because they can have a better
> life here with whatever little they earn.
>
> Luis
>
> DCLewis1 at aol.com wrote:
>
> Ed,
>
> I assume the Email is about Senate Bill S. 2611(Immigration Reform),
> Sarbanes, a Democrat, was a co-sponsor. But it occurred to me, which party
> was the
> majority party that got the bill on the Senate calendar, assembled the
> votes
> and passed it? I think we know, but you could find out quickly by talking
> to
> your Senator Lindsay Graham (Republican from South Carolina), or you could
> ask Sen McCain (R- Az), or you could ask Sen Frist (Republican Senate
> Majority
> Leader) - all supported and voted for the bill (
>
> _http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=109&session=2&vote=
> 00157_
> (
> http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=109&session=2&vote=00157)
> ) .
>
>
> I am not an advocate for the bill, but I am an advocate for properly
> assigning responsibility for whatever brain-dead thing the Congress comes
> up with.
> There are a whole lot of Republican (and Democrat) Senators and
> Congressmen
> playing duck-and-cover when it comes to immigration, or anything else, but
> the
> party in power is Republican. If the Republicans (e.g. Frist) had not
> supported the bill, it wouldn't have happened.
>
> Dave
>
>
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