[Rhodes22-list] Joke - Union House

[brad haslett]

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a
convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the
local brothels. 

    When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam,
"Is this a union house?" 

    "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't." 

    "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls
get?" 

    "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she
answered. 

    Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the
union man stomped off down 
    the street in search of a more equitable,
hopefully unionized shop. 

    His search continued until finally he reached a
brothel where the 
    Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union
house. We observe all union 
    rules." 

    "The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut
do the girls get?" 

    "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." 

    "That's more like it!" the union man said. 

    He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room 
and pointed to a 
    stunningly attractive blonde. 

    "I'd like her," he said. 

    "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. 

    Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the
corner, "but Ethel here 
    has 67 years seniority and she's next."
       

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