[Rhodes22-list] ZEN: FOR WHEN YOU TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY...

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1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.

2.  A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE NIGHT.

3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE  DIFFERENT FINGERS.

4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT; IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.

5. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL  STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.

6. 99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE  REST A BAD NAME.

7. I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL  UNIVERSE.

8. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.

9. REMEMBER, HALF  THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.

10. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS  SLOWEST.

11. DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER, WITHOUT  THE ENTHUSIASM.

12. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND  MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.

13. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT  CHOLESTEROL.

14. SUPPORT BACTERIA: THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE  HAVE.

15. MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.

16. A  CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.

17. CHANGE IS  INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.

18. GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR  SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE!

19. PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS  TOMORROW.

20. ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!!

21. IF  YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.

22. HOW MANY OF  YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.

23. WHAT'S THE SPEED OF  DARK?

24. HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?

25. IF  EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY  OVERLOOKED
SOMETHING.

26. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE  IN THE WRONG  LANE.

27. HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE.  LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.

28. EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC-MEMORY . SOME JUST  DO NOT HAVE FILM.

29. HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT THE  SPONGES?

30. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET  ENGINES.

31. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE  APPEAR
BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.