[Rhodes22-list] A little levity

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I had seen the French part before but the rest is great!

Philip

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From: "L. Sailor" <watermusic38 at yahoo.com> 

> Thought someone out there might enjoy this..... 
> 
> elle 
> 
> Terror Alerts: 
> 
> The British are feeling the pinch in relation to 
> recent bombings and have 
> raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." 
> Soon, though, 
> security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" 
> or even "A Little Bit 
> Cross." Londoners have not been "A Little Bit Cross" 
> since the Blitz in 
> 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists 
> have been re-categorized 
> from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time 
> the British issued a 
> "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great 
> fire of 1666. 
> 
> Also, the French Government announced yesterday that 
> it has raised its 
> terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." (The only two 
> higher levels in 
> France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate.") This rise 
> was precipitated by 
> a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag 
> factory, effectively 
> paralyzing the country's military capability. 
> 
> It's not only the English and French that are on a 
> heightened level of 
> alert. Italy has increased its alert level from "Shout 
> Loudly and Excitedly" 
> to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels 
> remain: "Ineffective 
> Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." 
> 
> The Germans also increased their alert state from 
> "Disdainful Arrogance" 
> to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They 
> also have two higher 
> levels: "Invade Poland" and "Lose." 
> 
> Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday, as 
> usual, and the only 
> threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of 
> Brussels. 
> 
> 
> 
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