[Rhodes22-list] Joke- Political and Personal

[Brad Haslett]

Fan, Cora and I stopped in Little Rock on the way home from Branson and
spent some time at Sandy's (my first wife) house and visited with Spencer
(oldest son).  I will always have a soft spot in my heart for Little Rock
and the twelve years of my life that I spent there.  This is an old joke
updated for the times.  There may be a Clinton library in LIT but but there
is no love lost in LIT for the C woman.  Brad

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Three Arkansas  surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had  performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In  my favorite
case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an  accident.
I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private  concert for the
Queen of England."

The second surgeon said.  "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
legs in an  accident.  I reattached them and 2 years later he won a Gold
medal in  track and field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said,  "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
woman high on cocaine and  marijuana rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour.  All I had left to work with was the woman's
blonde hair and the horse's  ass. I was able to put them together, and now
she's running for  President."