[Rhodes22-list] Brad's post should have been in bold print...

Thu Dec 6 17:59:19 EST 2007

Brad:

You should have posted this in bold print.  Hummm...

Ed K
Greenville, SC, USA

Brad Haslett-2 wrote:
> 
> Slim,
> 
> This just in:
> 
> http://www.news.com/8301-13578_3-9829759-38.html?tag=nefd.top
> 
> Can't blame a particular party on this one.  They're all idiots!
> 
> Brad
> 
> On Dec 6, 2007 3:46 AM, Steven Alm <stevenalm at gmail.com> wrote:
> 
>> Relax, Pete,
>>
>> You've got nothing to worry about if you have nothing to hide!
>>
>> Slim
>>
>> On Dec 5, 2007 2:31 PM, petelargo <petelauritzen at earthlink.net> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > Pretty funny. It's even funnier pretending that we are the ones living
>> in
>> > a
>> > free country with actual civil rights.
>> >
>> > WARNING: Due to presidential executive orders and signing statements,
>> and
>> > provisions passed by the previous Republican-controlled Congress, the
>> > National Security Agency may have read this posting, as well as and any
>> > other private correspondence of mine, and may listen to my private
>> phone
>> > conversations without warrant, warning, or notice, and certainly
>> without
>> > probable cause. They may also arrest me without telling me of any
>> charges
>> > against me, even transport me outside the United States, and hold me
>> > secretly and indefinitely in an undisclosed location without notifying
>> my
>> > wife or relatives, and deny me access to an attorney. They may take my
>> > property under the executive order of July 17, 2007, never to be
>> returned.
>> > They may torture me without fear of penalty or repercussions to them
>> for
>> > their actions. They may do all these things to me, or to you, with
>> little
>> > or
>> > no judicial or legislative oversight. This danger became ever more
>> > apparent,
>> > and ominous, on Sept. 19, 2007, when the U.S. Senate failed to
>> reinstate
>> > habeas corpus as an inalienable right of American citizens. I/We have
>> no
>> > recourse nor protection save to call for the impeachment of the current
>> > president and vice-president, and voting to remove all rubber-stamp
>> > Republicans and neocons from office, as well as other elected officials
>> > acting only in their own interests instead of those of the People and
>> the
>> > Constitution, be they occupying local, state, or national positions of
>> > authority.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Tootle wrote:
>> > >
>> > > Big Al, you may delete this post immediately as it has nothing to do
>> > with
>> > > sailing.
>> > >
>> > > We have not heard from Stan lately, maybe he is among this group?
>> > >
>> > >
>> >
>> __________________________________________________________________________
>> > > From the Manitoba Herald
>> > >
>> > >   The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into
>> Canada
>> > > has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased
>> patrols
>> > to
>> > > stop the illegal immigration.
>> > >   The actions of President Bush are prompting the exodus among
>> > > left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt,
>> pray,
>> > and
>> > > agree With Bill O'Reilly.
>> > >    Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of
>> > > sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing
>> > > their fields at night.    "I went out to milk the cows the other day,
>> > and
>> > > there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba
>> > farmer
>> > > Red Greenfield, Whose acreage borders North Dakota.    "The producer
>> was
>> > > cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and
>> > some
>> > > free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left.  Didn't
>> even
>> > > get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
>> > >  In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
>> > > fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers
>> > that
>> > > blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said.
>> > "The
>> > > liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they
>> > > wouldn't give milk."
>> > >     Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet
>> > liberals
>> > > near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive
>> > them
>> > > across the border and leave them to fend for themselves.
>> > >   "A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an
>> > > Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of
>> > > drinking Water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet,
>> > though."
>> > >     When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border,
>> often
>> > > wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors
>> > have
>> > > been Circulating about the Bush administration establishing
>> reeducation
>> > > camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and
>> watch
>> > > NASCAR Races.
>> > >      In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways
>> of
>> > > crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on
>> bus
>> > > trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a
>> > > half-dozen young Vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian
>> immigration
>> > > authorities began Stopping buses and quizzing the supposed
>> > senior-citizen
>> > > passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were
>> > > alive in the '50s.    "If they can't identify the accordion player on
>> > The
>> > > Lawrence Welk Show, We get suspicious about their age," an official
>> > said.
>> > >     Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
>> > > creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan
>> > > Sarandon Movies.     "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the
>> > Canadian
>> > > economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many
>> > > art-history majors does one country need?"
>> > >
>> > >
>> >
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