[Rhodes22-list] Traffic ticket (Humor/clean)

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A  motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light. The guy is a   
real  jerk and comes running back to the motor officer. The violator  
demands  to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the  
officer  calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist  instantly 
goes  on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, 
etc.,   
in  rather explicit terms.  

The  officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride.  
The  tirade goes on without the cop saying anything. When he gets done 
with  writing the citation he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of  the 
narrative  portion of the citation. He then hands it to the violator  for his 
signature.   

The  guy signs the cite angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented  his 
copy  points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for. The  officer 
then  removes his mirror sunglasses, get in the middle of the guys face and 
say,   
"That's  so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an Asshole!"  
Three  months later they are in court. The violator has such a bad record   
he's  about to lose his license and has hired an attorney to represent him.   
On the  stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. 
Under   
cross  examination the defense attorney asks: "Officer is this a reasonable   
facsimile  of the citation you issued my client?"  

Officer  responds: "Yes sir, this is the defendants copy, his signature and  
mine, 
same  number at the top. "  
Attorney:  "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this  
citation 
you  don't normally make?"  
Officer:  "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an  
'AH', 
underlined.   
Attorney:  "What does the AH stand for, officer?"  
Officer:  "'Aggressive" and 'Hostile', Sir"  
Attorney:  "'Aggressive' and 'Hostile'"  
Officer:  "Yes Sir."  
Attorney:  "Officer,,, are you sure it doesn't stand for Asshole?"  
Officer:  "Well  Sir, you know your client better than I do!"  
 
















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