[Rhodes22-list] 12 Politically Incorrect Jokes Only for Brad

Brad Haslett flybrad at gmail.com
Wed Feb 14 09:57:16 EST 2007


Bill,

Those are great, thanks!  Excuse me while I forward them to a gazillion
folks.

Brad

On 2/14/07, Bill Effros <bill at effros.com> wrote:
>
> *1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? . *
> A licker cabinet.
>
> 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ..
> A Klondyke.
>
> 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....
> Militia Etheridge.
>
> 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
> Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
>
> 5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....
> Fur Traders.
>
> 6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ...
> A Lickalotapuss.
>
> 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...
> Well Hung.
>
> 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...
> She was found face down in Ricki Lake .
>
> 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ....
> Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
>
> 10. What do you call lesbian twins? .
> Lick-a-likes.
>
> 11. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
> One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
>
> 12. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
> 100 people that don't do dick.
>
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