[Rhodes22-list] 12 Politically Incorrect Jokes Only for Brad

[Bill Effros]

*1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? . *
A licker cabinet. 
 
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? .. 
A Klondyke. 
 
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? .... 
Militia Etheridge. 
 
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? 
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. 
 
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .... 
Fur Traders. 
 
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ... 
A Lickalotapuss. 
 
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ... 
Well Hung. 
 
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ... 
She was found face down in Ricki Lake . 
 
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .... 
Even the pool table doesn't have balls. 
 
10. What do you call lesbian twins? . 
Lick-a-likes. 
 
11. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? 
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker 
 
12. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?  
100 people that don't do dick.