[Rhodes22-list] Old Fighter Pilots (A joke for Brad)

[Brad Haslett]

Rummy,

Good one!  You heard about the doctor, engineer and airline pilot that went
duck hunting together?

The doctor shoots a duck, turns to his dog and says, "Scalpel, go get that
duck!"  Scalpel jumps in the water, retrieves the duck, opens a little black
bag and field dresses it.

The engineer and pilot are both astonished.

"Hey", says the doc, "I trained this dog after my own profession".

The engineer shoots a duck and commands his dog, "Slide-rule, get that
duck!"  Slide-rule opens a set of blueprints, builds a bridge to the duck,
walks across the bridge and back with the duck in his mouth.

"Holy shit!", cried the doc and pilot in unison.

"Boys, I trained this dog after my own profession, what did you expect?

The airline pilot finally bags a duck and turns to his dog Vector who is
sleeping.  "Vector!"   Vector looks up and goes back to sleep.  "Vector!"
Vector slowly gets up, steps out of the boat, walks across the water, eats
the duck,  walks back to the boat, mates with the other two dogs and takes
the next two weeks off!

Brad

On 7/4/07, R22RumRunner at aol.com <R22RumRunner at aol.com> wrote:
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> >   A circus owner runs an ad  for a lion tamer and two people show up.
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> >is a decent looking, older  retired CF-100 pilot in his sixties and the
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> >   Circus owner tells them, "I'm  not going to sugar coat it. This is one
> >ferocious lion. He ate my last  tamer so you guys better be good or
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> >   The girl says, "I'll go  first."
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> >   She walks past the chair, the whip and the  gun and steps right into
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> >lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and  pant and begins to charge her.
> >About half way there, she throws open her  coat revealing her beautiful
> >naked body. The lion stops dead in his  tracks, sheepishly crawls up to
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> >entire body for several  minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
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> >   The  circus owner's jaw is on the floor says, "I've never seen a
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> >   The tough old pilot replies, "No problem,  just get that damn lion out
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