[Rhodes22-list] Old Fighter Pilots (A joke for Brad)

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>
>   You've gotta  admire old fighter pilots:
>
>   A circus owner runs an ad  for a lion tamer and two people show up. One 
>is a decent looking, older  retired CF-100 pilot in his sixties and the 
other 
>is a gorgeous blonde  in her mid-twenties.
>
>   Circus owner tells them, "I'm  not going to sugar coat it. This is one 
>ferocious lion. He ate my last  tamer so you guys better be good or you're  
>history. Here's your  equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try 
>out  first?"
>
>   The girl says, "I'll go  first."
>
>   She walks past the chair, the whip and the  gun and steps right into the 
>lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and  pant and begins to charge her. 
>About half way there, she throws open her  coat revealing her beautiful 
>naked body. The lion stops dead in his  tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her 
>and starts licking her feet and  ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her 
>entire body for several  minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
>
>   The  circus owner's jaw is on the floor says, "I've never seen a display 
>like  that in my life." He then turns to the retired pilot and asks, "Can 
>you  top that?"
>
>   The tough old pilot replies, "No problem,  just get that damn lion out of 
>the  way."






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