[Rhodes22-list] WHO IS JACK SCHITT

Brad Haslett flybrad at gmail.com
Fri May 4 21:24:17 EDT 2007


Ed,

Been a bit busy lately to play on the list but enjoyed your post.  I knew
there was a video out there somewhere and here it is:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XuRwis3_iVk

Thanks for the comic relief!

Brad

On 5/4/07, Tootle <ekroposki at charter.net> wrote:
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> WHO IS JACK SCHITT
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> For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
>
> We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
> Schitt!'
> Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
> intellectual
> way.
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> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
> fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.
> Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
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> In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
> produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
> Schitt,
> and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
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> Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
> school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
> divorced.
> Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living
> with
> them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
> Schitt
> Sherlock.
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> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
> rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
> children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
> childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
> ceremony.
> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
> nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
>
> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
> returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
>
> Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
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> Sincerely,
> Crock O. Schitt
>
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> REMEMBER: LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE.
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