[Rhodes22-list] How I'm Living My Next Life!

[john Belanger]

that thought has been around for a while. like that girl said when asked to dance by a boy with an artificial optic implant......wooden eye!!

Brad Haslett <flybrad at gmail.com> wrote:  *Living Life Backwards

I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that
out
of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every
day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement
and
collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for
college: drink alcohol, party, and you're pretty much a free spirit.
Then
you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no
responsibilities.


Then you become a baby, and then...You spend your last 9 months floating
peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room
service
on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.*
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