[Rhodes22-list] Killing time

[elle]

Mike, That's 'cause we don't teach any more..we
'facilitate.'

elle
--- Mike Hennessy <mikehennessy at comcast.net> wrote:

> This list was probably accurate but nowhere it say
> teach math, science or grammar!
> 
> -mike
> Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: elle <watermusic38 at yahoo.com>
> 
> Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 12:13:45 
> To:rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org
> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Killing time
> 
> 
> OK...for something productive after I have completed
> all the store stuff for today...I'v e been cleaning
> out old emails....
>    
>   Here's one that's funny...NOT trying to stir any
> pots..just read it & sigh...it's closer to the truth
> than many realize...;^)
>    
>   ...elle
>      
>     Teacher Applicant
>                                       After being
> interviewed 
> 
> 
>       By the school administration, 
> 
> 
>       The eager teaching prospect 
> 
> 
>       Said: 
> 
> 
>       "Let me see 
> 
> 
>       If I've got this right. 
> 
> 
>        You want me to go into that room with all
> those kids, 
> 
> 
>       And 
> 
> 
>       Fill their every waking moment with a love for
> learning, 
> 
> 
>       And 
> 
> 
>       I'm supposed to instill a sense of pride in
> their ethnicity, modify their disruptive behavior,
> observe them for signs of abuse and 
> 
> 
>       Even censor their T-shirt messages and dress
> habits. 
> 
> 
>       You want me to wage a war on drugs and
> sexually transmitted diseases, 
> 
> 
>       Check their backpacks for weapons of mass
> destruction, and 
> 
> 
>       Raise their self esteem. 
> 
> 
>       You want me to teach them patriotism, good
> citizenship, sportsmanship, fair play, how to
> register to vote, 
> 
> 
>       How to balance a checkbook, 
> 
> 
>       And 
> 
> 
>       How to apply for a job. 
> 
> 
>       I am to check their heads for lice, maintain 
> 
> 
>       A safe environment, 
> 
> 
>       Recognize 
> 
> 
>       Signs of anti-social behavior, make sure all
> students pass the state exams, 
> 
> 
>       Even those who don't come to school regularly
> or 
> 
> 
>       Complete any of their assignments. 
> 
> 
>       Plus, 
> 
> 
>       I am to make sure that all of the students
> with handicaps 
> 
> 
>       Get an equal education 
> 
> 
>       Regardless 
> 
> 
>       Of the extent of their mental 
> 
> 
>       Or physical handicap. 
> 
> 
>       I am to communicate regularly with the parents
> 
> 
> 
>       By letter, telephone, 
> 
> 
>       Newsletter and report card. 
> 
> 
>       All of this I am to do 
> 
> 
>       With just 
> 
> 
>       A piece of chalk, 
> 
> 
>       A computer, 
> 
> 
>       A few books, 
> 
> 
>       A bulletin board, 
> 
> 
>       A big smile 
> 
> 
>       AND 
> 
> 
>       On a starting salary 
> 
> 
>       That qualifies my family 
> 
> 
>       For food stamps! 
> 
> 
>       You want me 
> 
> 
>       To do all of this 
> 
> 
>       And 
> 
> 
>       Then you tell me... 
> 
> 
>       I CAN'T PRAY?" 
> 
> 
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> We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can
> adjust our sails.
> 
>  1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in
> Red)
>        
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We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.

 1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)


       
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