[Rhodes22-list] Hillary visits a Fortune Teller

Hank hnw555 at gmail.com
Wed Apr 16 10:06:22 EDT 2008


  After escaping from her overly-controlling campaign manager for the
evening, Hillary Clinton sneaked off to visit a local fortune teller of some
fame and repute.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the wizened old mystic
delivered some very grave news.



'There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to
be a widow. Your husband will die a very violent and horrible death this
year just after you lose the election.'

Then the soothsayer looked up and locked eyes with Hillary, who was visibly
shaken at this dire news. Hillary stared back at the old woman's lined face,
then at the single flickering candle, then finally down at her own shaking
hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself ...but ultimately, she simply
had to know. She looked back up and deep into the fortune teller's gaze,
steadied her voice, and asked the old lady the big question:

'Will I be acquitted?'



Hank


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